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Trolljegeren

Trolljegeren

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TST Norways Troll Security Service Fact Sheet

TST Norways Troll Security Service Fact Sheet


CONFIDENTIAL
Troll Base Number

Report of Closed Form Troll
National Monitoring Program for the Troll.
Norway’s TST Troll Security Service.



Troll was a Male, Female, its kind was, Bergtroll (Mountain Troll), Skogstroll (Forest Troll)
was killed/found at....time...as a cause of: skadefelling, self defense, car/train, ailment (sickness), other (specify). The troll: burst/cracked....calcified....conventional

Name of the place it was found City, State, Territory (if known) A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I
UTM Map Reference:   Map Number:  ED50: 
GPS reading:  UTM-zone:  Nord:  0st:
(WGS84/EUREF89)

If troll is killed because of skadefelling following samples are to be taken as quickly as possible:
2 mouth samples, hair samples, skin, cranium (skull), kidney, liver.

Troll Species:   The Amount of Heads:   
The Trolls Weight: Whole,  Without Head,  Heart

Troll measurements: CAUTION! Objectives of the stretched tape measure !
1. Chest Circumference   2. Body Length (without tail)  
3.  Tail Length (from root to tip) (beginning to end) 4.  Nasal Length(length of nose)
5. Largest Head Circumference (head diameter) 6. Head Length 
7. Foot Length (length of feet) 8 Arm Length. length of arms
Observer........  Tel. Phone......
TROLL Fact Sheet

TROLL (Monstrus Norvegicus)

As opposed to common folklore, troll is an animal species. Trolls are characterized by their long noses which are used to smell their enemies over a great distance. They communicate with each other through simple sounds and we estimate their level of intelligence to be that of a dog. Most trolls get as old as 500 while the oldest can be up to 1200 years old.

Trolls as a species consist of 2 main groups: skogstroll (forest trolls) and bergtroll (mountain trolls). There’s also been reports of seatrolls, but these are outside of TST's area of responsibility so there is very little information about them.

Most trolls are covered in fur, though other nature elements can be found on their body like, shrub growth, moss. Bergtrollet has a stone surface on the upper part of its body. Older trolls are often covered in a thin calcium layer as a result of sun exposure during its lifetime.

Since trolls spend most of their life inside mountains in complete darkness they can't stand sunlight and are able to survive on an extremely low Vitamin D count. If exposed to sunlight, the UVB-rays will cause an explosive Vitamin D production in their body which again leads to a hyper reaction in the bone mass causing them to either crack or become calcified. Therefore even strong tanning lamps can be dangerous for trolls.


There's 1000 troll distributed on several different groups (tribes). These are held in place at 11 TST controlled territories like Finnmarksvidda

Some common trolls:

Bergtroll (Mountain Trolls):

1. Jotne:

Giant trolls. Can reach a height of 100 m. Peaceful. Lives inside various mountains in Jotunheimen and rarely comes out. Plagued by a weak immune system and gets sick easily.

2. Dovregubbe:

Pack animal. Situated around Dovrefjell. Feeds of shrubs, granite and musk (it's an animal). Dislikes the forest. Good at rock digging and is responsible for hollowing out most mountains at Dovre.

3. Raglefant:

5 m tall. Weighs up to 15 ton because of a heavy rock mass around its body. Thrives alone. Very strong and aggresive. Hoards food, often cattle, to survive long stays inside the mountain.

Skogstroll (Forest Trolls):

1. Tusseladd:

Thrives in both forest and mountain. Has 3 heads, 9 at the most. Most of them are situated around Dovre, though one might find them elsewhere as well. Struggles with schizophrenia and food consumption. Tusseladden is very thin, borderline anorexic.

2. Harding: About 15 m tall, resides in Sogn og Fjordane. Very mobility impaired as their body is very calcified. This makes them able to wander outside on a heavily overcast day.

3. Rimtusse: Our most common troll. They're 3 m in diameter and almost as round as a ball. Despite their shape they're able to move quite, lives of sheep and cows. They live in the valley surrounded by mountains close to Jotunheimen, though they can also be observed near Finnmarksvidda and in Telemark.

Trolls normally stay far away from humans and hides well in the nature. They can get aggressive though if they feel threatened and each year about 20 hikers disappear. Unlike most of the troll hunters reports, there's no evidence supporting the claim that Christians are more vulnerable to attack than others, though this is a priority research area.
Sources used for the above english translation are from Link: Google Translate and the only other translation that I could find so far on the net was from user Link: Dead_Pleasures I'm very appreciated, Thank You !

I'm hoping that the Norwegian PR team will release an English Version
because Google Translate was kinda uncertain the correct words.  Any further translations of the 3 TST Documents is welcomed, please email me, Thanks :)

Field Notes:
Translation and info gathering still a work in progress . . .

Trolls as a species consist of 2 main groups:
A) Skogstroll (Forest Trolls)
B) Bergtroll (Mountain Trolls)
C) Some reports of Seatrolls

A) Skogstroll (Forest Trolls) Woodland
1. Tusseladd: Tosserlads: Has 3 Heads
2. Harding:
3. Rimtusse: they are about human size on scale.

B) Bergtroll (Mountain Trolls)
1. Jotne: Jötnar, The massive Jotner, Giant trolls, Gargantuan, which is a mountain troll reaching 80 meter above the snow covered landscape.
2. Dovregubbe: Dovregubben, the Mountain Kings, Pack animal, Cave Trolls
3. Raglefant: Ringlefinch = Under the Bridge Troll, most notable trait is their explosive temperament.

For the movie, Øvredal created four species of trolls

For my TST fan logos:
On the english subtitles it said TSS but I was going by the Norway PST website Norway and English logos as my guide and on the Troll Forms it has TST
Trollvettreglene
Trollvettreglene based on Fjellvettreglene The Norwegian Mountain Code
I found a really nice Norway site Link: My Little Norway
Monster Master = Power Lines used as Electric Fences
The Norwegian troll code ( Trollvettreglene) followed in the Norwegian The troll hunter DVD.
The Norwegian Troll Code
by ~Snow-sauria :) Thanks :)

1. Do not stay in the forest after sunset.

2. Do not go on a trip if you're a Christian. Never.

3. Be equipped against troll even on short trips. Always bring with you a strong ultraviolet light.

4. No not walk so fast that you begin to sweat.

5. Be skeptical to large trees covered in moss.

6. Do not listen to "experienced" hikers. They know nothing about trolls.

7. Walk alone, you never know who is a Christian.

8. Turn back if you meet 'monstermaster'. Sensible retreat is no disgrace.

9. If you meet a troll, dig yourself down and wait for sunrise.

10. Stay away from Sogn og Fjordane.


  (source here)

Trollhunter/Trolljegeren/Lovec trolov (2010)

Trollhunter/Trolljegeren/Lovec trolov (2010)


Hans, trolljegeren: "Those may look like normal power lines, but they're electric fences to keep the trolls at bay."
Hans, lovec trolov: "Možno vyzerajú ako obyčajné elektrické vedenie, ale sú to ploty, ktoré nás chránie pred trolmi."

What is the scariest thing about Norway? Prices? Almost. Little sunlight? Not quite. Crazy Norwegians? That too, but: it's TROLLS.

But don't get scared, there are people, who can ensure our safety if we ever get there for a fjordsighting holiday. Meet Hans, the fashion savvy (love the sweater with Norwegian pattern) grampa and the only expert in trollranging field in the whole Norway.
The actor is actually well-known in Norway for his TV comedy performances.
Hans is a tired but very charismatic professional, who is reluctant to discuss his job with the young students of journalism but they insist on stalking him, so the lonely hunter cracks and starts spilling all the secrets about his profession. Did you know that he isn't even paid for the overtimes he does at night? That's crazy considering he works at night a lot. I'm absolutely appalled at the non-existing unions for the poor trollhunter, considering all the good things I usually hear about the Scandinavian countries and their living standard.
The document is very similar to those you might see on the Discovery channel. One gets all the scientific explanations about the life of trolls and even some secret practices of The Troll Security Service for which Hans works. Did you know they are supposed to fill out forms about every troll they kill? Because trolls can sometimes wander out of their territories. Then Hans comes and has to slay the poor creature with dose of light, which, as everybody knows, kills them effectively. That's the reason trolls don't do any selfies. Nor do they pose for pictures. And because they are too ugly.
The film works with legends and fairy-tales (can trolls be classified as fairies?) known to Norwegian audience, but much less to other people. There is a parody of the prince in a a shiny armor and three sheep story for example. So if you know something about the Norwegian folklore, you'll have time of your life.
How come the Norwegian government keeps this huge and horrible secret from its innocent unknowing subjects? This is the main reason the students decides to make the documentary. Plus they hope somebody will pay good bucks for it. 
Norwegian Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg: [Speaking at a televised press conference] Few people find power grids attractive. I certainly don't. Norwegians are pro-electricity, but against power lines. That won't work in the long run. Norway has trolls, so more power lines are needed. That's just the way it is.
Young journalists have also very good film-making skill so you'll get to see scenes like the one above or the one below:
There's one thing that bugs me now. We, in Slovakia, have the power lines too...


Čo je tá úplne najstrašnejšia vec na Nórsku? Ceny? Skoro. Málo svetla? Ešte iné. Blázniví Nóri? Aj to, ale teraz mám na mysli TROLOV.
Ale nebojte sa, existujú ľudia, ktorí zaistia našu bezpečnosť, keby sme sa tam náhodou vybrali pozrieť si fjordy. Vážení, toto je Hans, módny znalec (sveter s nórskym vzorom nemá chybu) a zároveň jediný expert na trolesníctvo v celom Nórsku.
Tento herec je v Nórsku veľmi známy svojimi komickými výstupmi v televízii.
Unavený, ale veľmi charizmatický profesionál Hans sa na začiatku nechce rozprávať s mladými študentami žurnalistiky o svojej práci, no tí ho prenasledujú a tak chudáka osamelého Hansa zlomia a ten začne prezrádzať všetky tajomstvá jeho profesie. Napadlo by vás, že nemá zaplatené nočné nadčasy? Je to šialené vzhľadom na to, koľko pracuje v noci. Som úplne zhrozená z absencie protitrolých odborov, veď takéto veci v škandinávskych krajinách obyčajne perfektne fungujú.
 







Nedávno sa vyskytli isté nehody a incidenty a ich príčinou sú trolovia.









Dokument sa veľmi podobá tým, ktoré môžete vidieť na Discovery. Divákovi sa dostane všetkých možných vedeckých vysvetlení a faktov zo života trolov a fungovania Trolej služby, pre ktorú Hans pracuje. Vedeli ste, že po zneškodnení trola treba vyplniť špeciálne dokumenty? Teda trolovia niekedy prekročia hranice svojho teritória. Potom príde Hans a musí ich nešťastníkov odstreliť dávkou svetla, ktorá ako všetci vieme, ich efektívne zneškodní. Preto sa trolovia nikdy nefotia na facebookový profil. Ani na nijaký iný. A ešte preto, že sú veľmi škaredí.
Film pracuje s legendami a rozprávkami, ktoré sú veľmi známe nórskemu divákovi, ale ostatným divákom oveľa menej. Vo filme je aj scéna, ktoré paroduje rozprávku o princovi v naleštenom brnení, ktorý poľoval na trola a použil tri ovce ako návnadu. Ak viete čo-to o nórskom folklóre, tak si tento film náramne užijete.
Ako to, že nórska vláda tají pred svojimi nič netušiacimi občanmi toto obrovské a hrozivé tajomstvo? To je dôvod, prečo sa študenti rozhodnú natočiť tento dokument. To a ešte dúfajú, že im za to niečo pôjde do vrecka.
Možno si myslíte, že sa pozeráte na obyčajné elektrické vedenie, ale v skutočnosti sú to elektrické ploty na ochranu pred trolmi.
Nórsky premiér Jens Stoltenberg na tlačovej konferencií: Málokto považuje elektrické vedenie za atraktívne. Ja tiež nie. Nóri sú za elektrinu, ale proti takémuto elektickému vedeniu. Ale bez neho by sme z dlhodobého hľadiska nemohli fungovať. V Nórsku sa vyskytujú trolovia a preto je elektrické vedenie potrebné. Tak sa jednoducho veci majú.
Mladí novinári sú šikovní aj pri zaobchádzaní s kamerou, takže si môžete vychutnať zábery ako ten vyššie a nižšie:
Teraz mi vŕta v hlave jedna vec. My tu na Slovensku máme tiež podobné elektrické vedenie...
 
 
 

FILM | Trolljegeren I Troll Hunter

FILM | Trolljegeren

av Mina Knudsen tirsdag 26. okt / 16:54 | 47 kommentarer
Den nye norske vet du, den norske dokumentaren om troll. Troll? ''Ai ai ai poff'' får en helt ny mening. Trolljegeren er en morsom, skummel og spennende film. Ja, alt på engang. 

Tre studenter fra Volda skal lage en dokumentar om bjørnedrapene som skjer i nærområdet. Da de møter den merkelige mannen Hans (Otto Jespersen), finner de snart ut at det ikke handler om bjørner, men om noen enda verre rovdyr. Den innesluttet mannen har vanskeligheter for å åpne seg for ungdommen, men etter de følger etter ham med kamera og en plagsom reporter overgir Hans seg, og Volda-gjengen får være med på jegerens eventyr inn i skog og mark. Her får de ett innblikk i hva som egentlig foregår i den norske natur. Egentlig dreier det seg om myndighetene som vil føre den norske befolkning bak lyset. Det er ingen som skal vite om de store beistene.

Vi møter Bergtroll, Skogstroll og Raglefanter, noen med rabbis og andre med tre hoder. Det eneste jeg lurer på er hvor det store beistet blir av om dagen? Troll tåler nemlig ikke sol, da kommer det bobler i blodet dens, blodårene blir for små og den får uutholdelige smerter. Men ett så stort troll. Det må jo være 70 meter høyt og være ett halvt årtusen gammelt. Det jo ganske godt gjort at ingen har sett det enda. Er ikke Dovre ett ganske kjent turområdet? DNT har jo hytte der. Hmm... 

Vel, regissør, André Øvredal har likevel fått til en morsom og spennende film om typisk norsk folkeeventyr. Han har med de tre bukkende bruse og andre elementer som glir rett inn i de tradisjonelle eventyrene. Du skvetter litt her og der, samtidlig som du får deg en god latter av Otto Jespersen. Selv om rollen han spiller, Hans, ikke er en typisk morokar, leverer Jespersen replikkene på en sær og humoristisk måte. Du ler jo nesten bare av å se på ham. Filmteamet fra Volda spilles av Thomas Atle Larsen, Glenn Erland Tosterud og Johanna Mørck som gjør en rimelig god jobb på å spille ikke-skuespillere. Selv om vi har sett slike liksom dokumentarer før, som i den populære filmen The Blair Witch Project fra ni og nitti, synes jeg Trolljegeren klarer å ta det ett hakk lengre. Her er det ikke bare hylende ungdom i skogen, her får du mye mer. Filmen er god den, men om troll finnes? Tja, de gjør det hvert fall i Trolljegeren. Snipp, snapp, snute så er eventyret ute. Se den på kino du.


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